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In this section, we are presented with a glimpse into the mindset of the characters and individuals that make up the Broadmeadows Cricket Club... Darren Patrick 60 Seconds With Darren Patrick.doc Steve Phillimore 60 Seconds with Steve Phillimore.doc PAS SCIULLI All-time favourite cricketer:Can't split Viv Richards, Michael Holding and Geoff Turner. Favourite beer:Bouzo Number of beers before moving onto the bourbon/spirits:15 to 20. Number varies depending on companions Best Pub/Bar/Club in Melbourne:Goldfingers Favourite food for consumption at 3am:Pies from 7 eleven Funniest blokes from BCC on the bottle:Adam Browning (craziest too) Best song to hear out at 1am:Broady Theme Song Favourite Karaoke song:Tubthumping from Chumbawumba Football Club:Collingwood Prospects for 2005:just to survive Favourite band:U2 and the band that plays at the Bourbon & Beefsteak in Kings Cross Last CD bought:Best of R.E.M Who would play you in a movie (Adult or otherwise):none other than Ron Jeremy Australian Idol: genius or rubbish?Unadulterated rubbish 6 runs required of 1 ball. Who would you most like to be facing from BCC?Myself. Most memorable win:Collingwood 1990 premiership (no, I didn't play) Worst bloke to share a room with on an end of season trip; Why?Woody - wakes up earlier than the roosters and makes more noise! Funniest moment at BCC:top 3 - 1. Brad Turner scratching the opposition's new ball on the gravel 2. RainMan being hit on the head during a fielding drill 3. Eric Ruuska's "Bad Santa" impersonation at the last Xmas party. Best sledge you've heard or said: If you didn't play at BCC, how would you spend your Saturday arvo?PubTab GEOFF TURNER All-time favourite cricketer:MIKE BREARLEY Favourite beer:ROOT Number of beers before moving onto the bourbon/spirits:THAT WOULD BE NONE Best Pub/Bar/Club in Melbourne:ST.ALBANS HOTEL Favourite food for consumption at 3am:PIZZA Funniest blokes from BCC on the bottle:PACCO Best song to hear out at 1am:KHE SANH Favourite Karaoke song:AMERICAN PIE Football Club:CARLTON Prospects for 2005:TOP 12 Favourite band:BEATLES Last CD bought:BLOKES BEST BBQ HITS Who would play you in a movie (Adult or otherwise):JOHN DENVER Australian Idol: genius or rubbish?CRAP 6 runs required of 1 ball. Who would you most like to be facing from BCC?TURNER, G Most memorable win:NEWMARKET TRIFECTA - LOCKSLEYS TRADITION Worst bloke to share a room with on an end of season trip; Why?WOODY - I THINK HE IS G*Y Funniest moment at BCC:DID NOT SEE IT BUT JUST LOVE THE STORY - SOXY'S SHOE Best sledge you've heard or said: If you didn't play at BCC, how would you spend your Saturday arvo?HAVING FUN BEN WOOD All-time favourite cricketer:Geoff Marsh and Carl Hooper Favourite beer:Boo! Poor question. My favourite beer is any that I do not have to drink Number of beers before moving onto the bourbon/spirits:Like any heterosexual male should, I actually START on the bourbon and cokes… There may be a move very late in the night to Midori and milk Best Pub/Bar/Club in Melbourne:South Morang Hotel, Marquee, Lower Plenty clubrooms Favourite food for consumption at 3am:Cheezel sandwiches Funniest blokes from BCC on the bottle:Zombie Paco, Lester "negative f*ck" Herathge Best song to hear out at 1am:Khe Sanh or Better Man Favourite Karaoke song:Better Man Football Club:Montmorency FC Prospects for 2005:Preliminary or GF yet again, then choke Favourite band:Pearl Jam Last CD bought:Rearview Mirror - The best of Pearl Jam Who would play you in a movie (Adult or otherwise):Hopefully one of Charlie Sheen, Christian Slater or Robert Downey Jnr. Gotta love their work Australian Idol: genius or rubbish?Good Sunday night television 6 runs required of 1 ball. Who would you most like to be facing from BCC?R.Hrvatin Most memorable win:At Broady, the 2 wins that the second XI have managed to win this year have been good Worst bloke to share a room with on an end of season trip; Why?Whitey - he, unexplainable, does not appreciate your dirty and wet jocks being hung from the air conditioner above the bed Funniest moment at BCC:Anything involving S.Phillimore and his outright commitment to certain industries. Also, Ecca driving the "Santa mobile" at this year's Christmas gig Best sledge you've heard or said:I top my own performances week in, week out.. There is not many better… If you didn't play at BCC, how would you spend your Saturday arvo?Smashin' cans and either watching cricket at the BCC or teeing off down at Lower Plenty BEN ROSE This up and coming all-rounder has dazzled Sub District crowds for a number years, whether it be Opening the Batting and attacking the bowling with a large array of Shots or with Ball in Hand bowling his Up Beat Funky Mediums that have cut a swathe through Opposition line ups and devastated the careers of so many Young Bastmen. All-time favourite cricketer:H.H Gibbs (South Africa) Favourite beer:A very Cold one, but not Lager or a Gay one! Number of beers before moving onto the bourbon/spirits:It usually varies but the switch is a result of me doing a number on myself or others. Best Pub/Bar/Club in Melbourne:Morangatang now that the once mighty "Grand" has passed away! (R.I.P "Grand" R.I.P). In Fremantle it would be "Le Bog" In Brisbane it is the Great "Fitzy's". Favourite food for consumption at 3am:One of the various "Classy restaurants" around Melbourne KFC, McDonalds, 7-11 (but don't let Hutchy cook you any Noodles). On Special Occasions I like make Popcorn. Funniest blokes from BCC on the bottle:Adam Browning, Lester Herathge (must be Vodka), Mick "Bones" Streiff (Especially when Bossa keeps "accidentally" buying rounds of shots), S.Goodwin (cocktail night), P.Sciulli (those Frank the Tank dancers). Best song to hear out at 1am:Any song that doesn't result in Woody dancing like a Homo! Favourite Karaoke song:"Let Me Entertain You" R.Williams Football Club:North Melbourne Football Club Prospects for 2005:Just happy to be alive Favourite band:Definitely not Greg "Sherman" Shaw's Wrist Band! Or Benny "Roscoe" Wood's Leather Heterosexual Repellant Wrist Band!! Last CD bought:Warren Zevon, I didn't actually buy it they were handing them out like m&m's at the local shopping centre. Who would play you in a movie (Adult or otherwise):William Dafoe, Australian Idol: genius or rubbish?No time to watch Television when there PS2 to be played! 6 runs required of 1 ball. Who would you most like to be facing from BCC?David "Slot Machine" McNamara you know where its going to be!! Hasn't moved a ball since 1987 Most memorable win:Any win's a memorable win!! Worst bloke to share a room with on an end of season trip; Why?E.Ruuska (bad gas), B.Wood (airing of clothing over air conditioners). The best bloke to share a room with would be S.Hewat as I would have the room to myself. Funniest moment at BCC:three way tie. B.Sykes and his brand new Reebok runners, S.Goodwin and the Pizza delivery car, Three blokes (names withheld for legal reasons) attending a house warming party in Million dollar Manly! Best sledge you've heard or said:Ian Hudson bowling at Balwyn, late in the day Hudda brings himself on (like two blokes I know) starts with a couple of wides (no jokes Stevie) then the Balwyn batsmen leaves a couple of wideish ones, Hudda walks down the wicket and gives him "When are you going to play a shot?" The Balwyn guy replies "When are you going you going to bowl one on the wicket?" Hahahahahahahahaha If you didn't play at BCC, how would you spend your Saturday arvo?There's probably a thousand pubs in Victoria. I try and have a sip at all of them.
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